You really need to stop making statues of me. It's getting a bit embarrassing to tell you the truth. I would rather that my achievements go unnoticed by most of the world. I didn't do all those wonderful things to get your praise and worship. Really. It's a sweet gesture but I couldn't possibly allow this practice to continue. Surely there are more worthy candidates out there? This is what happens when you live in a world without superheroes. People are going to just invent them out of thin air.
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