If You Know Where This Chair Is From...

Then you should be as sad as I am to see it on the street like some old piece of garbage. This chair had a personality and a soul and regardless of what his former owner may or may not have done to himself while watching an adult movie, this piece of furniture should not have to suffer for his skeevy behavior. You want to talk about raping my childhood? THIS is raping my childhood - well more like raping my college years because Pee Wee appealed to a wide demographic back then.

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