Turn My Swag On - Soulja Boy

They played on a few seconds of this song on last week's 'Parks and Rec' and it just got stuck in my head and brought the traffic up there to a dead stop. I needed to find it lest I go insane like Chopan.

It's just got that repetitive zombie beat and vocals. It hynotized me to want to become a shallow ghetto youth without talent. I mean just listen to it. Justin Bieber could do a better job at vocals.

The video is just stupid and derivative of everything I hate about rap videos but I can't look away.

Okay, now the voices in my head are telling me that I 'MUST KILL SOULJA BOY' and has that on a continuous loop.

Help me.

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