First they try to sell you a product you don't need and charge you double for it.
Then they sit on your head and try to enter your brain through your nose with their tentacles.
Next they remove your brain by pulling it through your nostrils like ancient Egyptian embalmers used to do.
You brain is then put in a plastic zip lock bag for the journey back to the 'all you can eat' offshore Octopus buffet restaurant.
I won't tell you the final indignity the cephalopods commit on your remains because that would just make you sick.
What is the lesson here kids? Don't buy any products with an octopus in the advertising because THAT is how they GETCHA!
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