They are the devil's own foot ware. Sandals have straps and are cool unlike the one piece flop flop who does that evil stick and slap clanking sound when you try to sneak across the kitchen floor at night. The fact that you can get five pairs for a dollar say everything about their quality.
Plus, have you ever had your mom beat you with a flip flop when you were a kid - it stings. They have to go. Especially when they have cartoon characters on them. Outdoor bonfires are why flip flops were made - join the revolution - down with the FLIP FLOP!!
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