I hate TV Doctors. The topics they come up with just annoy me because I know people (mainly women) who see a snippet of something on those shows and expand the whole thing to become an indictment of something I am doing in my life, or have the POTENTIAL to do despite no evidence to the fact.
Yesterday it was HOARDERS - Now because I have a years worth of 'Entertainment Weekly' piled by my computer I suddenly have this disorder. Someone asked me where the cat was yesterday and my mothers sarcastically said he was probably under that pile of magazines. K, that WAS funny but trust me, I would KNOW there was a dead cat to be found under a mess if there was even a mess around me.
Today Dr Oz did a show on people who SLEEP EAT. They get up in the middle of the night, make a snack and don't realize they are doing it. What absolute bullshit. I thought when Tyra Banks had five women on her show with TWO (count em') vaginas each (for a total of 10 vaginas if you are counting along) that I had seen the most stupid medical affliction ever but I was wrong.
So let me understand. Betty Lou is in deep REM and she suddenly gets up and makes a turkey sandwich with onion and lettuce and Miracle Whip and WHILE STILL SLEEPING has enough presence of mind to put the onion back in the zip lock bag. In the morning she has no memory of doing this and only has evidence of a smaller onion and turkey crumbs in her pjs to confirm the event even occurred. Again, I gotta call, bullshit with a side dose of shenanigans.
And of course I had to hear that now that is what I do in the middle of the night. That is until my mother reminded my friend that I wouldn't have put the onion or Miracle Whip back in the fridge. You are giving the people in my life a lot of material for mockery of my person and habits, Dr Oz (which sounds made-up if you ask me).
