A one year old 'Happy Meal' looks no different than one I could buy today. Look at that toy. Even it is sad about the situation it finds itself in after 365 days.
That is very disturbing because you know Ronald has some scientist in an abandoned missile silo creating the same kind of preservatives that give 'Twinkies' their longevity. Well I guess it's always good to know I can get a 'Big Mac' after the bombs drop.
Bananas go bad after one day and so does a loaf of bread if I leave it out too long. But a YEAR? You could put that on the table and I would eat those fries before I noticed anything was wrong. Messing with my fast food is an octopus tactic and the worst kind of evil.
http://consumerist.com/2010/03/this-1-year-old-happy-meal-has-aged-surprisingly-well.html
