Tool Academy - What a train wreck of a program. I hate that I love watching these assholes get caught with their own words in front of their girlfriends. It's the same with Maury Pauvich when some idiot who JUST FAILED A LIE DETECTOR gets caught kissing some decoy in the green room. Have you never SEEN the program before? Do you not know they just set you up? Or are you too into yourself to think that far ahead?
It infuriates me that these 'Tool Academy' douchebags actually have women that still love them regardless of how many times they have been cheated on. At the point where it is proven to you that your man is unfaithful and you still STAY with him - that is when I stop having any sympathy for you whatsoever.
It's the same for abused women. I know there is a whole psychology behind why women stay in those toxic relationships but a huge part of me wants to tell them they get what they deserve. And no one hates to see women and children abused more than me.
I could never be a judge or a part of the 'Tool Academy' crew. I would carry a frying pan around all day just for the moment when they get that douche look on their faces - then POW. And before you ask? YES, violence does solve some problems. Can you pass me that bag of frozen oranges for a second?
The truth is that I would never actually hurt anyone. Words are my weapons. I have encountered many such of these 'tools' and they hate to be embarrassed by anyone smarter than them. They hate to be laughed at and they do it to themselves just by opening their mouths. I just listen for a minute and I have all the ammunition I need to make them cry.
I would rather be fat and smart than built but dumb. The kind of skank they attract I want nothing to do with - a toolette which sounds like toilet.
