I Gots Me A Sleep Mask

For someone who often defies the sun and sleeps whenever I choose to lay down, the sun shining through my window, even without blinds has been my enemy. However, NOW the SUN is MY bitch since I got my sleep mask.

All I need now is those ear plugs to totally block out the sounds and light and finally I can totally go into sense deprivation. I hear this is how Dr. Doom comes up with some of his more diabolical schemes.

I am such a delicate hothouse orchid aren't I? He needs to remove all light and noise. The pillows have to be just right as does the blanket and the fan. Cripes! No wonder I am alone. That freaks out all the women, right?

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