I managed to walk 1045 steps which put little or no dent on my virtual Hawaiian Islands Trek before I got a cramp and had to stop. I will be lucky to make it to the water between the first two virtual islands before the virtual sharks and the virtual squid and the virtual jellyfish have at my virtual ass. You are suppose to do at least 10,000 steps a day. I can't even get to a tenth of that. I would hope for my heart to fail but that would deprive me of all the joy and self esteem I am feeling right now and we just can't have THAT, can we?
Selena has given up on me.
This kitty is enjoying my failure WAY too much.
And Jr Judgement Bear? Well...you can guess what she is doing behind that rock.
