We have had this discussion many times. I just read back my last page of posts and frankly I was tremendously entertained. You be gettin' good blog there bitch.
I don't need your comment. I don't want your comments. I don't even want to know you are out there. Just continue to selfishly take a little bit from my soul each time you visit and walk away with your smiles and your joy and all the other life affirming and enriching things you get from visiting the ol' Cave of Cool.
The cat is fed up with you all too. He just isn't polite about things like I am. Trust me when I say you don't want to read what he typed earlier. Luckily I came out of the bathroom and deleted his post before it went viral. Now I have to explain to HIM why HE got no comments either on what he added to the richness that is my blog. I will just blame you all. He knows how you have let ME down so he will buy that excuse.
If you were worried that I would stop leaving comments on YOUR blogs then you should not fear. I appreciate the sharing and the commitment to quality that each and every one of you put into this labor of love we call the blogosphere. You are all remarkable, unique individuals and you inspire me daily. I can't imagine not supporting you vision or not respecting the gift you give me by allowing me this insight into your lives. I know what it is like to feel like you are screaming into the wind from a deserted island. Know that I hear you from my leaky little boat offshore.
I am a man without a cell phone or a twitter account. I have few real moments of validation in my life. Aside from letting that snotty paperboy live another day I don't affect the 'real' world much. My imprint on this planet is slight. I will die without children or a single undamaged major organ or organ system. There is no NEED to sign that part of my licence that authorizes organ donations. I will not live on.
So now I will take my Michelle Trachtenberg and leave you. We have a reservation for Beer and Bratwurst in Baden-Baden that I don't want to be late for. I thank you for your time and attention to this matter.
Calvin
Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness
p.s. - PLEASE don't leave me comments telling me things I have heard before. I can predict what you will say before you say it. Really. Go about your business. Move along. Nothing to see here.
