Why is it when I get shot I gotta scoop out the bullet by myself with a hot dessert spoon while Mr Smokey Greasehair here has his beautiful gun moll do it for him. Bet she even poured his whiskey - neat. I couldn't even work the ice cube tray without help from the paperboy, who now thinks I am a pervert because I used candy to lure him into the kitchen to help me.
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