It seems that 'Twilight - New Moon' has made over 200 million dollars at the weekend box office. Check your bibles. That IS one of the signs of the 'end of days'. I used to think that the greatest threat to my sanity and safety were these Cephalopods I am wrong about that. With only a single edged blade I can fight and kill these boneless bastards at will. However, how can I live in a world where what represents the ideal man is a shirtless, hairless wolfchild or a pastie faced glittery emo sissy boy? The world has changed before our eyes fellas and we aren't wanted or needed anymore. Unless of course a tire needs changing or a spider needs killing. But then again, Lana is around to vacuum all those arachnids up so what the hell good am I to anyone? Sure, I am witty and urbane with a passable genius intellect but ITS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE. I refuse to sparkle or glitter like Adam Lambert. The Cave of Coolness will always be a refuge for you, my brothers. Don't forget your 'Snuggies' because we have a bit of a draft but the beer and whiskey are cold and I got lots of bratwurst on the BBQ. There is always a Bond movie, a Bruce Willis actioner or something starring Yul Bryner on the big screen so I figure we can hold out till summer when Iron Man comes back onscreen.
