Jay teases stepson Manny about his wearing of a traditional Colombian poncho on the first day of school so Manny leaves it in the car. Gloria finds her son's Poncho and is mad at Jay.
Gloria (Sofía Vergara) - "Batman doesn't get picked on and he wears a cape. A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around."
Jay (Ed O'Neil) - "Batman doesn't get picked on because he's a muscular genius. Manny can't make it to the top bunk."
