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Miley Is Ghetto Fabulous


Well it seems that Miley's new bf has convinced her to shut down her Twitter account. Now either he is paranoid and jealous or maybe he does have her best interests at heart (go figure). Unlike her father who 'begged' his little meal ticket to go back on Twitter so that all the freaks can know what brand of tampon she uses or where she gets that pesky back hair taken care of.

I also understand that she is going to Chicago to talk to gangs about violence. She sounds like the perfect spokesperson for the issue having been in many a street gun battle herself. Like Tupac and Biggie, her music speaks to the dangers poor inner city youth face on a daily basis. 'Party in the USA'? Hardly.

I have this image of her pulling out her gold pistols at the 'gang summit' and with a cry of 'GLOCK GLOCK MOTHERFUCKERS' she sprays bullets all over the room. Then with the few survivors looking on she gets back into her limo but not before turning back and declaring in her best southern drawl, "And don't make me come back, bitches. GLOCK GLOCK!"

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