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James Dyson IS Skynet

I am so torn. I love this guy and what he has done to advance both fan and vacuum technology (a tech very close to my heart) but I got a scary tingling feeling right at the base of my spine that tells me he also has something terribly destructive in his lab just waiting to be unleashed. See, because that is how they GETCHA. They suck me in with the new fangled fan and then BOOOM - the fan suddenly converges with your vacuum to create one deadly robot hunter/killer. I think I'll just have to risk it though. The fans cost alot so I may have rely on those Chinese bastards to sell me the low cost pirated equivalent. Did you hear that musical hum that they put out? Its just so beautiful. Walk into the circle of air Calvin. Don't be afraid. If he does turn out to be a Bond Villain I can live with that.



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