Thanks to Jay at Genius Pending for coming up with his list and inspiring this one of my own. I don't even think I could create a list of things I no longer worry about because my worries never seem to resolve themselves. They just expand exponentially.
*When I calculate how little I sleep and try to equate that to actual years lived awake - does that change my chronological age?
*The cephalopod scourge. The Internet is nothing but tentacles and LOL cats. One I love and the other freaks the crap out of me. It's like it was designed that way just to bother me and me alone.
*Movies that are shorter than 90 minutes (and I am compromising there because 90 minutes is the absolute MINIMUM a movie's length should be) and NO ONE is talking about it.
*The exact conditions necessary for rain to fall. Its like I am a Fremen on Arakis.
*Ear and nose hair.
*Why having few real world friends doesn't bother me.
*My kitty' feelings (which is probably related to why I have no real world friends).
*Why I plan trips out of the house like I am going on some African Expedition. They have become EVENTS. I nearly hired a Sherpa the other day just to carry my groceries and fill me in on local superstitions and customs.
*Why things that I know to be true cannot be fathomed by certain segments of the population? I am speaking of issues in American government like their battle over health care. Are insurance companies REALLY more important to them than people or is it just because a black guy wants change?
*The fact that I got 9000 problems AND a bitch ain't one. Why they hell not? I am as charming and disarming as the next guy and I can dance and cook and know when to just shut my mouth and nod in agreement.
