Since I have taken on the role as the most INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD, I think I need to answer this meme to confirm it to myself. Feel free to do the same. You too could be interesting like me.
NAME? Calvin - best first name for a boy EVER!
NICKNAME(S)? Big Daddy, Mr H
BIRTHPLACE? St. Boniface Manitoba, Canada, Planet Earth, Terran System, Milky Way Galaxy (you gotta be specific)
WEBSITE? You are here
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING? Blue Cheese
FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint with chocolate chips, Bubblegum
FAVORITE CANDY - Werther's Originals
FAVORITE CHOCOLATE BAR - Hershey Bar, Big Turk, Twix
FUTURE CAREER GOALS? Teaching, Graphic Novelist, Time Travelling Adventurer, Musketeer
PROBABLE CAREER? Selling ladies shoes at K-Mart or poodle groomer
FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza, cheeseburgers, lobster, onion rings, chili cheese dogs
FAVORITE DRINK? (Non-alcoholic) Hawaiian Punch
FAVORITE DRINK (alcoholic) Vodka
FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT? History
FAVORITE SCHOOL ACTIVITY? Drama Club, Yearbook
LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT? Math
LEAST FAVORITE SCHOOL ACTIVITY? Assemblies - all that sitting and cringe worthy moments like the encouragement of school 'spirit' by the cheer team - ugh
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR TOWN? Its like a park.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT YOUR TOWN? Too many people know about that.
GREATEST ADVENTURE? Hoped a train from Shilo Manitoba to Winnipeg when I was 14. Have travelled all over the world and seen some amazing things and places but that was the bravest thing I ever did I think.
MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT? Walking in the snowstorm with Tara Crandal.
HOW MANY PILLOWS? Never enough...I am like a sultan with my pillows.
PETS? Admiral Fluffy, guardian of my soul and mummy detector.
DEVICE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? - Computer
THREE FAVORITE MOVIES? (THIS YEAR) District 9, G.I. Joe (yeh, I like it bitches, sue me) Die Hard 4 (only seen it this year - BATSHIT CRAZY stunt spectacular)
THREE FAVORITE MOVIES? (ALL TIME) Legends of the Fall, Dr Strangelove, Tombstone, Torchwood - Children of The Earth
THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS? (THIS YEAR) Fringe, Glee, Survivor
THREE FAVORITE TV SHOWS? (ALL TIME) Star Trek, MASH, WKRP in Cincinnati
FAVORITE SINGER? Freddy Mercury
FAVORITE MUSICAL GROUP? Garbage
FAVORITE CELEBRITY? President Obama - He da man!
LEAST FAVORITE CELEBRITY? Megan Fox, Michael Jackson, anyone from 'The Hills' (who make Paris Hilton look like Angelina Jolie - who I also am tired of), Madonna
MALE STAR? Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Robert Downey Jr, Johnny Depp
FEMALE STAR? Milla Jovovich, Kat Denning
WORD OR PHRASE YOU OVER USE? Cool
BODY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS? None
IF YOU COULD WITNESS ONE EVENT IN HISTORY WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE? Birth of Jebus (to see if it really happened like they say with the cattle lowing and the star and the Wise Men)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OTHERS ADMIRE ABOUT YOU? Sense of humor, taste and style
WHAT DO YOU ADMIRE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? same things
WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF IF YOU COULD? I would be a handsome man.
IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? WHY? New Zealand - just wild and best of all landscapes the world has to offer.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR LAST MEAL? (INCLUDE EVERYTHING) Lobster, KFC, cheeseburger with onion rings, Hawaiian Punch, Pepsi,
WHAT LIVING PERSON WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH WITH? Stan Lee
WHAT DEAD PERSON WOULD YOU MOST HAVE LIKED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH? Da Vinci
THREE BOOKS TO TAKE TO A DESERT ISLAND? Dune, McGyver Handbook, Strange Stories, Amazing Facts
THREE PEOPLE YOU KNOW TO TAKE TO A DESERT ISLAND? Lisa because she is the most amazing single individual I have ever met (but don't tell her that). Since she is boycotting my blog for 'philosophical reasons' (and general 'being a poopy head' reasons) she will never read this. Cory because she 'gets' me more than anyone I ever met and her laughter is like music to me. Milla, for reasons that should be clear to everyone. If the island has ANY zombies we NEED her.
THREE WISHES? (NO FAIR WISHING FOR MORE WISHES) For those who are evil to be punished for their crimes - not just the poor but the rich and powerful also. More fair access to food and water for all. Peace of mind and spirit.
SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO WATCH? Olympic Games - summer and winter
SPORT YOU MOST LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN? Fencing, floor hockey
WHAT DO YOU COLLECT? Action Figures, art books, demons, and the ladies
WHO DO YOU ADMIRE MOST IN YOUR LIFE? My parents - they were always amazing people with wisdom I will never have
WHAT HISTORICAL PERIOD WOULD YOU HAVE LIKED TO LIVE IN? 17th Century France - Musketeer - carrying a sword in public and those outfits. But the bad hygiene would get to me - we would need SOAP and 22nd Century plumbing.
FAVORITE MONOPOLY PIECE? It begins and ends with the magic hat. I won't play and have NEVER played that game without being the magic hat.
FAVORITE CHILDHOOD BOARD GAME? - Risk - don't make alliances with me. If you do I will stab you in the back and take your cards. When you make that mistake, (and you will), and I crush you, (and I will) you are not allowed to cry because I WARNED you before the game even started.
SPIRIT ANIMAL? Polar Bear
FAVORITE ANIMAL? The noble domesticated house cat
BEST AND WORST PARTS OF LIVING IN THE FUTURE? The jet packs? Ha, that's funny. They will never allow the release of jet pack technology to the general public. But I CAN have a atmosphere destroying SUV right?
DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS? I will not dignify that question with a response. No, I will. Dogs are suckups who give it away too easily. If they were girls they would be easier to make than a peanut butter sandwich.
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR SPICE GIRL NAME IF YOU WERE IN THE GROUP? Big Daddy Spice - just roooools off the tongue doesn't it?
BEST NAME FOR A BAND YOU MADE UP AND IS NOT CURRENTLY IN USE? - Paris Gargoyles
DO YOU PREFER COKE OR PEPSI? Coke is an evil corporation working with the aliens and the cephalopods and their attempt at taking over the surface world of this planet. Pepsi is good and benevolent and supports my efforts at freeing the human thralls from our tentacled overlords. We got sponsors bitches!
