Okay Bit Torrent...I have been extraordinarily patient with you tonight. I can wait for most things to appear (like the criminal way you trickle out the torrents of the 70s 'Planet of the Apes' TV show) but when you MOCK me openly by not even posting the first episode of the new season of 'Project Runway' (a great reality show where you actually have to PRODUCE consistently to win) on any of my favorite bit torrent sites...well that is unforgivable. So just because my satellite provider doesn't carry 'Lifetime Network' I gotta miss out or worst yet wait till maybe TOMORROW to even start the download? You KNOW I gots me some delayed gratification issues. NOT cool bro.
If I see ONE more movie, TV show, commercial, trailer or live action puppet show with a scene (usually at the end of the episode) where everyone evacuates a building (in slow motion) just in time to avoid death in an explosion but not in time to avoid being hurled at the camera while the fire ball goes off behind them I am gonna scream and then light some fires of my own. Its like having the cars in a car chase hit the unluckiest fruit vendor in the city every time they hit highway speeds. GET A NEW GIMMICK. PLEASE! I like the boom boom and the 'splosions but you are suppose to be creative people. At least have someone maimed by flying shrapnel or a slow guy not QUITE get to a safe distance. That I would enjoy seeing once.
