
"Hey guys, I am here to audition for the Legion of Super Heroes. What is my power? Even though I can match my shirt to my pants and my mask that is nothing next to how awesome a specimen of manhood I am. Look at me. I am beautiful."

"A record producer tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. ffffffffff".

"Gather round children and listen to Mr T tell you all about the time the white man tried to keep him down and how he got back at them by becoming a caricature of himself."

"Okay brother, we can stop singing and dancing now. I think this is what got us shipped to Hell in the first place."
Thanks to 'Now Thats Nifty'.
http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/