I don't drink beer because I never developed a taste for it. I always felt bad about that like I never gave beer enough of a chance. Finally I have a real excuse. I sincerely believe that once you cross the 'Hello Kitty' line you can't ever be manly or cool again. My friend Jennifer was always losing things so I bought her a Hello Kitty fanny pack just to mock her lack of organization skills but the joke was lost on her. She never did stop losing things but now she thinks its cute. Fuck you Hello Kitty. You are the devil. (thanks to Lisa Mynx for informing me that this is a non-alcoholic beer just to get kids used to the taste - double fuck you Hello Kitty)
