These are so cool that they should be packaged like golf balls because no person should be allowed to buy more than a sleeve our two at one time. I can see the incidences of choking going way up however. Every kid in the lunch room will have to learn how to Heimlich their classmates. Love how Chester Cheetah is petting a rabbit like a Bond villain because only an truly insane supervillian could come up with something as wonderfully insidious as these cheesy delights. To paraphrase Homer Simpson..."big food...the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
"Ah, those giant puffy Cheetos balls. Have you tried? PepsiCo's snacks division, Frito-Lay, is rolling out new, golf-ball-size versions of its Cheetos cheese balls today. The move is part of the brand's mission to reach adult snackers via instant office stress relief. (Possible uses for the cheese de-stresser, per Frito-Lay: "Replace your boss's stress ball with a Giant Cheetos ball and watch the fun crumble." Or even worse: "Fill the boss's umbrella with Giant Cheetos and then close it back up. Next time it gets cloudy, wait for it to rain cheese." How cheesy.) One thing's for sure: These finger-lickin' puffs get more and more addictive by the bite. So much so that, during a recent cubicle snacking session, we were basically licking the cheese off our fingers, until we heard our boss's footsteps. Not wanting to be caught, we had to tee off! (OK, that's even cheesier.)"
