St. Patrick's Day never seems to fall on a Friday or a Saturday so I go to work drunk the next day smelling of green beer puke with a hint of Shamrock Shake. And is there nothing creepier than a Lepraucan? Even as a paper toy they are freaking me out. But who doesn't miss Ireland's favorite son Uncle O' Grimacey? And can someone please tell me WHAT THE HELL GRIMACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE? I mean Mayor McCheese is a cheeseburger...I get that...but Grimace???? Maybe he is what you will look like with an diet made up exclusively of McDonald's products....mmmmmm McDonalds.
