How I Know The Cave Of Cool Is "Happening"

First it was the offer to test fishing equiptment in the comfort of my own home. Then they sent me an offer to raise Alpaca's for fun and profit. And today? I got the offer of all offers. I can be at the forfront of the giant blueberry revolution.


Yes, GIANT BLUEBERRIES. So big that people can live inside them. Sure those people will eventually turn blue and be rejected by human society like the Smurfs but think of all those GIANT BLUEBERRy desserts we can enjoy until that happens.


They will fill the valleys and cover the mountain tops until everyone will be sick of blueberries. Then the great blueberry hunt and slaughter will begin. I will send out alerts but I suspect by that time everyone will be against the blueberries anyways.

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