It's that time again people. Giving out this award is just too easy. Like shooting idiots in a barrel. With the release of her whiny memoir, Sarah Palin has finally done enough stupid things to be honored with the coveted 'CALVIN'S CANADIAN CAVE OF COOL SILVER BULLET AWARD' This ill-qualified wind blew down from the North and I haven't stopped laughing at her stupidity since. There is literally NOTHING I like or admire about this woman. From using her family as 'props' to being able to see Russia from her house she is the biggest joke ever to come into the political arena..well...EVER. If you doubt me watch the Katie Couric interview and Sarah's performance on Ophrah this week. She can't help being stupid and we all know that while you can fix 'ignorant', you just can't fix stupid. The fact that millions of Americans fell for her balloon juice and still chose to ignore her ignorance amazes me. A ton of things that she asserts in her bitchy 'memoir' have been checked and she has been found to be fudging the truth - trying to rewrite her history that we all JUST LIVED only a year ago!!!! How oblivious does that make her and her handlers? I am particularly proud of Wallmart this one time for offering her book for only 9 dollars. The recommended price was 30 dollars for all of the FIVE chapters between the covers. Way to put the effort in there girl. Just shows you the confidence they have in this 'best seller'. I don't need to say anything else that hasn't already been thought or said about this woman. The jokes just write themselves. Let's give her a ten minute head start before we start shooting silver bullets at her from a helicopter. She just might make it to Russia if the ice holds up.
